ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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