Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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