She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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