that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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