the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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