so let's talk penis.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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