Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Dicks are not precious.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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