I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
tell me about the eggs
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