i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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