I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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