so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So I just went to clothing optional bar