she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i just google imaged poop.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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