we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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