He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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