at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i wish my penis had a tongue
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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