Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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