I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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