He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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