Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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