I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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