Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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