there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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