i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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