Where is the hickey?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The Olympian is in my bed
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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