So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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