i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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