last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
