Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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