ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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