butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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