Its about making memories worth repressing
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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