Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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