One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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