There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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