I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
its liver damage thursday
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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