The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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