i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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