you win again, gameday.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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