Betty ford says i'm here all night
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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