Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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