I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This is the high leading the old right now
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
