Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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