Small penises have feelings too.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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