I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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