OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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