Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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