Tell her she can't have a vagina
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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