OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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