Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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