someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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