So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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