needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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