And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.