I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.